I have a problem. It is actually more like a pathetic obsession.
I love watching "Full House" reruns.
I know it is sad, but I cannot help myself. "Full House" is what I consider quality afternoon entertainment. Granted, it was a little weird that three grown men were all playing dad to three little girls. But that is besides the point.
The issues brought up on "Full House" always seemed to relate to me, especially the fights Stephanie and D.J. were continually engaging in. My sister is older and she always seemed to be prettier, smarter and better at everything when we were younger. So, I could relate to the jealousy Stephanie always seemed to feel toward D.J.
Even now, those heart-to-heart talks Danny always had with the girls get me through some tough times. The quiet music playing in the background and the soft-spoken lesson to whomever needed it still bring me to tears now and then.
My friends all make fun of me for my obsession with "Full House," but I cannot stop watching it. Something about it keeps bringing me back to watch the same episodes repeatedly. Who knew such a silly show could be so addicting?
I think it might have been the absurdity of the living situation in the house combined with the satisfaction of every problem being resolved within 30 minutes.
Or, it is very possible that it is Jesse Katsopolis, played by John Stamos, that keeps bringing me back for more. From the first episode (when his character was named Jesse Cochran), with his black leather pants and long fluffy mullet, to the later episodes, Jesse has always been the heartthrob of the show. No matter what he is doing or saying or how he is dressed, Uncle Jesse never fails to be a feast for the eyes.
My obsession is not limited to reruns, however. I recently used my digital video recorder to record the "E! True Hollywood Story: Full House." I know it is pathetic, but I thought it was important I learn about how things were behind the scenes and what has happened to the actors since the last episode was filmed.
Backstage aspects of the show were revealed, but I was slightly disappointed that the story of "Full House" turned into the story of the Olsen twins instead. Not nearly enough time was dedicated to Stamos. Yes, the twins were cute and talented as young children, but they are no Stamos.
Disappointingly, none of the characters other than the Olsen twins have moved on to bigger and better things since the end of the "Full House" era.
Dave Coulier, who played Joey Gladstone, moved on to "The Surreal Life" many years after the conclusion of "Full House." I guess it was hard to cast him as anyone other than an overgrown but still lovable child. His biggest claim to fame might be that he supposedly was the inspiration Alanis Morissette's debut album, "Jagged Little Pill."
Candace Cameron, who played D.J. Tanner, married a hockey player and started her family; Jodi Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner, also got married. Neither actress has experienced the stardom they had on "Full House."
Bob Saget, the famous Danny Tanner, went back to his true love: raunchy stand-up comedy.
Lori Loughlin, who played Rebecca Donaldson, married the designer Mossimo and distanced herself from the television world.
Although the cast has moved on and put "Full House" in their past, I cannot do the same, no matter how hard I try. As long as "Full House" reruns air on TV, I will faithfully watch them.
The storyline may be dorky and the acting might not be all that great, but "Full House" is classic television that should never be forgotten.
I will forever be a true fan, admiring the scrunchies, oversized sweaters, tight pants, Hawaiian shirts and mullets that the characters had the guts to wear.
Although she knows the theme song to "Full House" word for word and gets made of profusely for her obsession, Trisha Barker can still be found in front of the TV at noon and 4 p.m. for reruns on her days off. She can be reached for comment or suggestions on breaking the addiction at barker.206@osu.edu.






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