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It's Thursday and that can only mean one thing, Gossip With Gerrick time. Lets get to the questions.
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff appeared in court on May 1 for a hearing for her divorce from David. She said, "There is emotional abuse,verbal abuse and if I didn't have a restraining order there would be physical abuse." How did David respond?
Do people still care about David Hasselhoff? I mean really, name something he has done. However, "Baywatch," "America's Got Talent" and that weird video where he sings about riding in his car that is circulating on YouTube are all off limits.
Heidi Montag from "The Hills" has been recently seen with new curves and a smaller schnozz. Did her sleezy boyfriend Spencer make her go under the knife?
I'm all for the ol' nip and tuck, I mean if I had the money I'd get a little suck and lift (trust me, I know it sounds dirty), who wouldn't. I did read that she got the new look for her singing career. I wish her luck, I mean she was on the second-rate version of "Laguna Beach" and she wasn't the star. Damn, someone give this girl a bone.
Toastee Toof of "Flavor of Love," will release a sex tape sometime this month. What kind of talent can we expect to see in the tape?
Aren't we over celebrity sex tapes? Remember the days when it was actually celebrities such as Pamala Anderson and Tommy Lee whose tape was leaked so that made it all the more juicy?
Now it's a way to boost your struggling/non-existent career (hint, hint Kim Kardashian). As for Toastee Toof, I'm still laughing at that ridiculous name. I'm a big fan of "Flavor Of Love" and its 100th spin-off, "Charm School." There is nothing better than a girl who can't hold her liquor, wrestles nude and aspires to be a doctor on my television screen each week. Talk about endless entertainment.
Rosie O'Donnell is finally leaving "The View." What are her plans after leaving two talk shows?
YES! Excuse me while I cue the celebratory confetti. This show is going to tank, but that isn't important. The main point is the show finally got rid of cash cow No. 1. Rosie didn't do the show any good, other than keep it in the news. Now with her gone "The View" will be just another show with three women flapping their gums. (Do I hear cancellation?)
I really miss Sarah Jessica Parker. What's she up to now?
How can you miss her? She never left us. With the power of re-runs and her not-so-great hair commercials I see her at least twice a day, nothing has changed and my disdain for her remains the same. But I heard she is coming out with a clothing line, so Parker fans will have their fix soon.
The "Grey's Anatomy" season finale will air soon. Will Burke and Christina finally tie the knot, or should we expect to see their weeding another season?
As long as there is McDreamy, McSteamy and a set of McPanties, then I'll be McWatching. Yeah, I went there. I did the overrated joke.
Gerrick Lewis is managing editor of The Lantern. To ask questions for a future Gossip With Gerrick e-mail him at lewis.1030@osu.edu.
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