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Drunk morons waste law enforcement

By Zack Meisel

meisel.14@osu.edu

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Published: Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Updated: Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, but idiots don’t need to be idiots.


It’s undeniable that the amount of off-campus crime at Ohio State is out of control. Every week, new cases of robbery at gunpoint, kidnapping and shootings occur within easy reach of the university. The Columbus police have their hands full with heinous acts.


The frequent crimes of significance leave the police with little time to monitor the mass amounts of petty wrongdoing.


My roommate bought a brand new Honda SI a few weeks ago to replace the Honda Civic he owned that was on its deathbed. It took four days for the SI to be vandalized in the parking lot behind our apartment. The culprits spent the time and effort to detach his driver-side mirror, then left it on the ground next to his vehicle. No other damage was done to the car.


Was that worth the adrenaline rush to the drunk morons likely responsible?


The perpetrators gained nothing from the act of vandalism, save for whatever thrill they got out of breaking the law. The only net effect was the $150 my roommate had to fork up to pay for a new mirror and its installation.


The typical goal for someone committing a crime is that the person values the gain — the money acquired in a theft, for example — more than the potential consequence.


In this instance, though, the criminals stood to receive nothing. In the instance of most nonsensical, alcohol-driven crime, there is no point. No one benefits, and everyone stands to lose. So what’s the point?


Sure, an abundance of alcohol hampers one’s decision-making. But that serves as no excuse to commit a irrational act just to display a liquor-driven rampage. An offense such as vandalizing a car is plain childish. With a lack of widespread surveillance, Godzilla could get away with such a crime. The fact that the local police already have enough to keep busy, focusing on more serious lawbreaking, means that the likelihood of getting caught breaking into a car or slashing someone’s tires isn’t great.


That means that it’s up to the belligerent students to display a sense of maturity and responsibility. If you can’t keep yourself from committing a senseless crime when drunk, then you shouldn’t be drinking.

Comments

16 comments
Samantha
Thu Nov 12 2009 10:12
Just because it's a nice car doesn't mean it deserves to get vandalized.... that' insane! Besides the car itself isn't the point of the article.
Dave
Thu Nov 5 2009 17:18
I blame d-bag frat boys for this kind of vandalism. Not alcohol though.
Brian
Wed Nov 4 2009 20:32
Yeah, obviously your roommate has too much money (or his parents, rather). Some drunk guy who has no money probably knocked those side mirrors off for good measure - as a reminder that YOU'RE IN COLLEGE AND YOU SHOULD DRIVE A BEATER LIKE THE REST OF US.
M.
Wed Nov 4 2009 13:19
Mr. Lewis, I hope your business fails miserably in Columbus so you will get your Republican behind out of here!!!
As for off-campus crime (the REAL topic), don't lecture the individual for parking a new car behind his apartment. He has every right to do so. Just because he wasn't car-jacked doesn't make this is non-issue. WHY DON"T STUDENTS PICKET IN FRONT OF GEE'S OFFICE TO DEMAND ATTENTION TO OFF-CAMPUS CRIME??? HE IS CLUELESS--HE LIVES IN A MANSION IN BEXLEY AND NEVER WALKS INTO THE OFF-CAMPUS AREA. He is worried about winning blood drives while blood is literally being spilled outside his very campus.
Kris C
Wed Nov 4 2009 12:16
YOU SHOULDN"T EXPECT YOUR NEW CAR TO STAY INTACT BEHIND YOUR APT./ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE CONDONING THE VANDALIZING ANYBODY'S PROPERTY? A GENERATION BROUGHT UP ON THE STANDARDS OF ROSEANN AND THE SIMPSONS, THAT'S WHAT. STUPID CONDONING STUPIDITY
Huh...
Wed Nov 4 2009 10:53
I thought we were talking about alcohol on campus. Get on your soapbox somewhere else. By the way, where were you guys when Bush was spending all that tax money on a war no one needed and running the ecomomy into the ground ???
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Wed Nov 4 2009 10:32
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Your name
Wed Nov 4 2009 10:17
C'mon People. I graduated in 92 and now work in law enforcement. When I was at OSU, I drove a car that was worth about $200. It had a cracked windshield, etc... There were a lot more bars and yes there was some vandalism. Im not condoning this kind of behavior, Im just saying that it comes with the territory. I feel bad for the current students; it sounds like a police state these days. Not what college should be.
Lorraine Deal
Wed Nov 4 2009 09:17
Actually, a methodical broken windows sweep by the police, supported by the court system, would work as well here as it has in Manhattan. Throw a beer cup on the sidewalk? That will be $500.00 for littering. Walking down the middle of the street, drunk and yelling? That will be "drunk and disorderly" "violation of the noise ordinance" and "Jaywalking", and maybe underage drinking as well. Night in the drunk tank, visit with Judge Hale, big fines, community service, misdemeanor record. Walk drunk and yelling to your car and turn the key? The nice officer is there with the breathalyzer. A few weeks of that kind of enforcement at the start of every school year would do the trick. The drunken morons would stay inside. As for those obvious morons who say "don't park in your apartment building lot", yes, perhaps people should drive to Mahattan, park there and fly back here.
geubux
Wed Nov 4 2009 08:38
Money smart; where to park stupid. Sounds like someone needs MORE school.
Sabra
Wed Nov 4 2009 08:26
Going "sans car" or not parking in the lot provided is just not an option for a lot of people attending the university. I know it wasn't for me. You shouldn't have to make major lifestyle changes like that because some stupid morons can't handle alcohol. We are blaming the victims and not the perpetrators in this!
Jeff
Wed Nov 4 2009 07:38
Hey, I graduated in 1989. Don't park a brand new car in a parking lot behind your apartment. Are you stupid?
Joe W.
Wed Nov 4 2009 07:26
This is an excellent counterpoint to yesterdays article blaming the police for cracking down on underage drinking and public drunkeness. It shows that there are victims of such behavior. Bullies such as "No Name" are not willing to take responsibility for their actions so they try to cower those who speak up. Others such as "Lewch" blame the alcohol and not the people who are truely responsible. I would bet that the vast majority of Ohio State students and alumni have drank alcohol and not been arrested or damaged anyone's property. The problem will continue as long as that majority accept and protect the "Drunken Morons" who make up the minority. The minority should not have the right to damage any and all property near campus and the majority should not have to choose between proximity and safety.
Your name
Wed Nov 4 2009 00:43
Get over it. If this is all you have to get worked up about, then life isn't so bad. I think you need a drink.
Alum
Tue Nov 3 2009 22:49
Or, people could grow up & think how actions affect other people. Just like we learned in kindergarten.
Lewch
Tue Nov 3 2009 19:52
I don't think you're gonna stop this without figuring out some way to make areas near OSU dry. Since that's not happening, either risk living near campus or don't. That, or go sans car while in college.






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