Satire: Freshman with more than 30 AP credits yet to brag about it
The Dim Bulb is a weekly satire column contributed by members of the Sundial. Thomas Baker, a first-year in chemistry, has a secret — a secret that …
The Dim Bulb is a weekly satire column contributed by members of the Sundial. Thomas Baker, a first-year in chemistry, has a secret — a secret that …
Last night, and pretty much every other night before that, a bunch of crime happened, just about everywhere. Specific reports claim a very large num…
Declaring he “hasn’t felt this terrible in years,” a perfectly healthy pre-medical student emailed one of his professors this morning letting him k…
In yet another impressive week at Ohio State, reports claim not even one student in the Greek community has been arrested within the past seven days. …
With Autumn Semester coming to an end, Rodney Smith and Stephan Finke, both members of Ohio State's Semester Conversion Coordinating Committee, ann…
A festive Halloween costume party was reportedly busted Wednesday night by an undercover police officer who gained admission by dressing up as a police…
In a surprising new development, The Dim Bulb has learned of the Undergraduate Student Government’s plans to shut down at the end of the first semester…
For many college students, finding the time to give back to the community can be extremely hard considering a busy schedule already burdened with s…
Do you know your roommates? One house of Ohio State students didn’t. Well, two, if you include that other house on 13th Avenue where they found som…
After almost four full weeks of not signing into Carmen, Park-Stradley resident Jack Tanner is still wondering just exactly how he is failing three…