Q. What does the average Michigan player get on his SAT?A. Drool.
Q. Why do women from Michigan wear high heels?A. To keep their knuckles from dragging.
Q. Why doesn’t Ohio slide off into the Ohio River?A. Because Michigan sucks.
Q. What do you tell the U of M cheerleader to pick her up after she smiles at you?A. Nice tooth, babe.
Q. How many Wolverines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. One, but he gets five credits for it.
Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?A. Move to Pasadena.
Q. Did you hear the University of Michigan is going to bring back artificial turf in their football stadium?A. They’re tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.
Q. Why did the change the playing field at “The Big House” to cardboard?A. Because Michigan has always looked better on paper.
Q. How do you make Wolverine cookies?A. Put them in a big bowl and beat them for three hours.
Q. What do you say to a Michigan Wolverine in a three-piece suit?A. Will the defendant please rise.
If a couple from Ann Arbor get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
