Scene one: Heaven, and The Big Guy isn’t too happy with us down here. Divorce rates are up and spouses are cheating on each other – basically, the love situation on earth is in shambles. Chief of police Gabriel (Dan Hedaya), getting his orders from above, assigns two delegates to a mission ‹ which they cannot refuse. They must help a spoiled gun-happy heiress fall in love with a Scottish Janitor. And if they fail? They are stuck on earth for eternity.Such is the jumping off point for “A Life Less Ordinary,” the latest venture from the makers of “Trainspotters.”Cameron Diaz (“My Best Friends Wedding”) is a fantastic poor-little-rich-girl, Celine. Bachelorette number one, enjoys shooting apples off people’s heads and hates being told that a good man is hard to find.Ewan McGregor (“Trainspotting”) plays the adorable hapless janitor, Robert. He plans to write a romance novel and hates robots who replace him at work. Unfortunately the fates from above intervene and Robert finds himself kidnapping the bosses daughter (Celine). The plot thickens.Ah, but the real question is: Does this movie live up to its name?Our hero, the hopelessly honest nice-guy Robert, is a complete failure as a kidnapper and ends up taking lessons from the much more experienced Celine (ordinarily the victim does not teach her kidnapper the proper way to ask for ransom).And let’s not forget our delegates from above (Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo). Their idea of heavenly help includes eviction, repossession and assassination attempts. Their idea of matchmaking is to put the couple in constant mortal jeopardy until they comply by falling in love. And then there’s daddy dearest. Mr. Naville (Ian Holm) wants Robert dead, his money recovered and his daughter returned – apparently in that order.Throw in Celine’s ex boyfriend/dentist who is still practicing despite having been shot through the frontal lobe (Celine missed the apple); a wild woodsman; a barking veteran – really, what more do you want?OK, how about a dance number via karaoke machine? (poor Ms. Diaz can’t quite seem to escape the karaoke – see “My Best Friend’s Wedding”).All-in-all this is one fun flick. Story, music and characters combine for a seamless effort. Obscure biblical references and fun camera tricks just add to the many layers of this movie. It is the love story for the cynic. Just when you think Celine and Robert are finally going to get the happily-ever-after, the movie takes a twist.The moral: Love cannot survive without divine intervention and heaven is full of red tape.