Dear comic cops:I can understand you pulling “Stillman,” after all you don’t want to upset the feminists. They have deep roots; I believe their leader is the now-incarcerated Unabomber Ted. But what I read on Wednesday appalled me and mortified me. I have two serious problems with Wednesday’s edition of “Bikini Hero.”First of all, there were no chicks in it. Second of all, I think she may be making fun of chauvinists. As a chauvinist, I think I’m a little offended. Scratch that, I’m a lot offended.I admit it, feminists frighten me, what with their dancing in the woods at night during the full moon and hooting and hollering. I feel that this “Bikini Hero” cartoon is saying that being a chauvinist is a bad thing; well I can name plenty of great chauvinists: Thomas Jefferson, George Jefferson, Ricki Lake’s dad and Janet Reno. But I can only name one great feminist: Pam Anderson.When will the “fairer sex” realize that “fairer” comes from the Latin root fairum, which means kitchen? I thank you for your time and hope that you pull “Tides of Zandaweii.” God willing we will not have to pass over that swill another day. Oh yeah, the others suck too.
Tony Gerdeman, Columbus
