Video games have it all. Action, adventure, puzzles, music – it’s all there.

Video games are there for the good times and bad. But they can’t satisfy every need.

The whole world of video games is missing one thing: girls. There just aren’t enough girls who play video games.

There are several reasons why. Most video games deal with violence and destruction; girls don’t like that stuff as much as guys. Some video games require precise and agile hand-eye coordination, which can’t be learned overnight – only those who have grown up playing video games possess this skill. But, perhaps, the biggest reason why girls don’t play video games is that when they are introduced to a game by some dude, that dude will end up beating the fragile and slightly uninterested girl into a bloody pulp at this new game, making her experience of video games no fun at all; thus, perpetuating this vicious cycle of video games without females.

There are some female gamers, however, who persevere through this defeat. There are some girls who take this defeat as a personal challenge and strive to overcome. One girl took this challenge. Her name: Morgan Webb.

In her younger years, Morgan was deprived of cable, so she spent her time playing video games. According to G4 TV’s Web site, Morgan learned to master Atari at a miraculously young age. She was, however, a girl and therefore naturally sucked at the video games that came out later which required excellent reflexes, like “Contra,” “Altered Beast” and “Metroid.” Her older brother – who also happens to go by the name Evan – beat her at these games day and night. Morgan became a victim of, perhaps, the No. 1 reason why girls hate video games: No one gave her a chance to win.

Yet, despite her lack of manual dexterity, Morgan pressed onward. She was determined to rise up and destroy this growing stereotype that girls sucked at video games.

Morgan later went on to pursue a degree in rhetoric at UC-Berkeley and continued training her gamer skills to rise up and become the hottest female nerd ever.

She eventually became a hostess around year 2000 on TechTV’s “The Screen Savers” shortly after graduating. It was on TechTV that I first laid eyes upon the mysterious beauty that is Morgan Webb.

Back then TechTV was a satellite channel. My parents didn’t have a satellite dish, but one of my friend’s parents did. It was this friend that first introduced me to “The Screen Savers.” He enjoyed the show for all the cool computer information he could learn. But I, being only 15, was more interested in this attractive brunette, Morgan Webb.

I went to my friend’s house all the time to see Morgan. But soon enough my chances ran out and TechTV was no longer available to me or my friend – basically because satellite TV sucks and couldn’t hack it after too long.

There is hope, however. I did see Morgan again.

TechTV soon became G4 TV and Morgan became a hostess on a new show that reviewed video games, good and bad. Just this year, I got cable with G4 and am now able to watch Morgan all the time in her new show, “X-Play.” She was also featured in FHM and Maxim magazines for being so hot and uncannily good at video games.

Morgan Webb was the first hot girl I was aware of that was good at video games. She knew her stuff. She was like a goddess to me then. But now that I’ve matured – a bit – I look at Morgan as a hard-working and innovative female who helped pioneer gaming for girls all over this fine country of ours.

She’s hot. She’s smart. She’s Morgan.

Morgan Webb – because I know you’re reading – can reach Evan Brooks, a senior in journalism and Chinese, at [email protected].