You know you’ve done it. I know I have. It happens in some lecture hall (or, if you’re lucky, in a small classroom). He’s that young, über-hot professor and he’s probably a graduate student. The only reason you go to class is so you can sit in the front row and stare at him for two hours. And you wish you could date him (among other things).
Like you haven’t.
You know who he is. You look at comments on professor ratings Web sites and see the chili peppers beside his name and you read comments like “Is it bad that I want him?” He is the guy who connects with a room of 200 students. If only he were looking back at you.
Unrequited love is love that cannot be reciprocated. Ohio University policy states that relationships between students and anyone with authority over them is forbidden. At least you don’t go to the University of California – the school banned all students and faculty from having a romantic relationship in any form.
But the policy cannot stop you from coveting. You might only go to class so you can mentally undress him. Wait, what did he just say? I was too busy dreaming of our honeymoon destinations. I know that it’s wrong. You know you shouldn’t. But we can’t help it! We’re all adults here and we will do what we want.
Are our thoughts inappropriate? Yes. Does our coveting hurt anyone? No.
I have decided that it’s OK to lust over your own Professor Adorable. It worked for Elizabeth and Ross on “Friends.” Oh wait…that is a bad example. But the bottom line is, if he gets you to go to class (or better yet, he gets you participating) then just covet him.
Professors always complain that nobody ever goes to their office hours. Now you have the opportunity to change that. Come up with something you “need” explained and go to be in his presence. In the process you just might learn something. It’s not like you would sit in the front row for anyone else. And if you’re really brave, you can leave an anonymous note on the bottom of the stellar evaluation you give him at the end of the quarter, and pray he won’t do a handwriting analysis.
Professors sometimes admit they don’t feel like they’ve made a difference in their students’ lives. Change that. Tell him how motivated he made you feel so you wanted to participate and out-perform all the other students in the class. He will never know you did so because you had an ulterior motive.
The school firmly says you can’t date him. And he is much too professional to ever consider breaking the policy. And your love is probably unrequited. From someone who realized there are less than two short months until she’s an alumna: just go ahead. Live it up and covet him. And maybe it will work out for you two once you graduate.
Emily Smith can be reached at [email protected].
