People in this society simply have to much time on their precious little hands.
Steven Ryniak, author of “Dear Alice…Rejected Letters From Completely Insane Idiots,” actually sat around and compiled this attempting-to-be comedic book only to reiterate the point at hand; Completely insane idiots have too much time to think.
Not only are idiots rejected, the book itself was rejected. On the back of the book it states a quote from “a very famous TV show host. Name withheld on advice of attorney.” The quote runs somewhere along the lines of, “If you people send me another (expletive) copy of this book, I will break your (expletive) face.” This kind of tastelessness is indicative of the tenor of the entire book.
Not only is this book a complete disgrace to literary works, it is simply ridiculous that people would actually pay $8.95 for this pocket-size, terrible usage of trees. Instead of reading it, it is better used as a saucer on which to rest your coffee.
To someone with a twisted mind, it might be a humorous read, but for someone with no time on their hands, it only seems to aggravate the senses. If you have time to read a short book, read something worthwhile. A comic book would be a better read.
There is a letter from a 45-year-old pastor who can’t seem to kick that old cocaine/heroin drug problem which suggests he has built up a tolerance to those crackballs he loves. Another letter is from a guy who craves kittens as a source of nutrition, one from the owner of a stoner cat, and one from a man who craved nuts after being bitten by a squirrel. That’s not even mentioning the worst of them, just simple-minded idiots who actually got recognized in a book of idiots.
Supposedly, this book is compiled from over 2,000 different advice column rejection piles from more than 60,000 newspapers worldwide. These “idiot authors” actually took 15 years to compile. This book of advice columns “were handily rejected for being ludicrously idiotic and/or totally insanely imbecilic.” Don’t ask what that says about the editors who compiled these letters.
Just when people think society can’t get any worse, this book comes along to expose a frightening number of psychotics. After scanning its pages readers may begin to question what can be considered normal.
As a reader, don’t waste your time, even if it was the only thing in print and you are longing for the written word. This book is horrible at best.
