February is National Condom month and The Lantern wants you to play it safe. Here is a list of ten slogans to help you remember what to do in the heat of the moment.

“Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.”

“If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.”

“Wrap it and trap it, or in 9 months they’ll slap it.”

“Tub that sub then rub her hub.”

“Don’t leave it to God, cover your rod.”

“Can your worm before you squirm.”

“Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.”

“The Condom: Don’t leave ho without it.”

“Package your meat for a real neat treat.”

compiled from condomslogans.com